"Don’t wear a hoodie if you don’t want to be mistaken for a criminal and shot."
"Don’t get drunk at a party if you don’t want to be sexually assaulted."
"Don’t argue with a cop if you don’t want to get killed."
"Don’t walk home by yourself if you don’t want to get raped."
Victim blaming 101: Everyone should live in fear from ever doing anything.
I like the twist on reincarnation in Zelda. Like, these three people are fated to see each other over and over again, but it’s not based in true love. It’s just like… oh it’s this fucker again, we have to go fight him again.
And then Ganondorf lives for hundreds of years every time he gets reborn, so he lives through several of these cycles and recognizes the other two’s souls getting reborn over and over. Oh fuck it’s these kids again, ughhhhhghghghghghgh. WHY do they keep coming?!?!? why can I not stop themmmm
it’s like… fated antipathy. I love how in Wind Waker, Ganondorf says to Link, "It’s been a long time, boy," when it was the first time they met. I love how Wind Waker Ganondorf started recognizing a weird pattern in all of it, that he knew they would come around again to meet him eventually. I don’t know, I just get a kick out of it. It’s like they can always depend on each other, even after their world is destroyed.
Ganondorf is cursed to be their ghost and haunt them forever, but it turned out to be the opposite - they’re his ghosts and they keep coming back to life. They all haunt each other.
SOMEONE FINALLY DID IT I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR SO LONG
drive thru employees definitely do not get paid enough for this shit they are sick of your nonsense
the last guy wasn’t even phased omg
This is my favorite scene of Bob’s Burgers ever.
iv been laughing for 20 years
I’m watching this now
So a new species of snake (Pseudocerastes urarachnoides) was recently discovered in southern Iran.
Its common name is the spider-tailed horned viper because its tail is literally a fucking spider. This salty motherfucker has a spider (well, a VERY convincing spider-shaped lure) for a tail. I’d try to get on its level but I don’t know if that’s even possible.
Spider snake. Snake spider. Nature isn’t even in the neighborhood of fucking around.